August Itoism

8/1: You think you know Karma? I'm Karma's bitch.
8/2: Sure a pig remains a pig, but bacon is another matter.
8/3: I cried because I had no shoes, until I met an artist.
8/4: If you have a choice to be dull or brilliant, why be dull?
8/5: The world is just a bit brighter when you run a dull person down with a Buick.
8/6: Life is just a bit more clear when you understand most people are just big babies.
8/7: It's annoying when they don't kowtow, but inner peace comes from knowing they should.
8/8: Plan, plan, plan.
8/9: There is a fine line between quirky and just weird, and you're no longer on the quirky side.
8/10: There is no correlation between maturity and age.
8/11: Do not assume the old are wise. C students get old too.
8/12: Serenity, acceptance of things you can't change? Get your ass in gear and change the world.
8/13: Vacations are work's way of confirming you're really disorganized.
8/14: If you're running from and not running to, clearly you're doing something wrong.
8/15: While we may not be able to change certain things, you can certainly mess it up a bit.
8/16: The accumulation of wisdom is diminished by the reality show.
8/17: Before you get out of bed, ask yourself how today will be different then yesterday.
8/18: Don't confuse being subtle with being confusing.
8/19: You can deduce a person's personality by his/her response to a single request: "Describe your best friend."
8/20: Peaking in high school would have been fine if you hadn't lingered.
8/21: A blog should inspire, entertain or inform. Your daughtard's first birthday party blog has failed at all three.
8/22: All that glitters is not gold.*
8/23: Gravitate towards self correcting systems.
8/24: One doesn't make luck, so much as prepares to step in its path.
8/25: Ask until you understand.
8/26: Bad luck doesn't rub off so much as it adheres.
8/27: The committed change while the interested only desire change.*
8/28: Know-it-alls sometime do.
8/29: A small team of motivated thinkers will defeat an army of drones. Can you imagine what we could do with an army of motivated thinkers?
8/30: Meticulousness can be a very bad thing.
8/31: Keep changing the variables even after it works.